Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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