At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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