have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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