john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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