I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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