I wanna bring you to show and tell
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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