i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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