redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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