Your face is a jimmy john
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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