Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
He kissed a someone with a penis
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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