So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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