grandma shit on top of the toilet
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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