I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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