That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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