we made out on top of his cat.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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