you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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