Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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