he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
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The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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