I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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