Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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