Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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