We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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