i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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