My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
vagina is talking i cant
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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