ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
