honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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