Where is the hickey?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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