well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.