they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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