I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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