He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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