She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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