i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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