I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
they call him Oral-B. enough said
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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