This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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