No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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