Will you blow on my dice?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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