I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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