Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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