just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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