Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
oh god the rape fog is back!
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
it hurts more in the daytime
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You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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