Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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