ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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