This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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