sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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