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Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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