She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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