You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
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$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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