margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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