All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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