I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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