Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
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