Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth

(248): View more from Michigan

Sounds like a blessing in disguise

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(214): View more from Texas

yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning

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(804): View more from Virginia

Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.

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(949): View more from California

is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??

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(914): View more from New York

If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.

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(512): View more from Texas

We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.

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(314): View more from Missouri

He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto

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(917): View more from New York City

Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.

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