My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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