Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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