that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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