Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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