I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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